How is this real and how long does it take to work… Those are two questions that we receive way more often than we should considering we’ve written extensively about our services on pages such as the FAQ page among others. 

It is unfortunate that individuals still send emails asking these questions, because it indicates a lack of sound mental comprehension and/or a general incompetence. What makes this unfortunate is that it means we probably can’t help those individuals.

Why?

Because Devil’s Agent’s products and services are only for people of sound mind who are mentally competent. But people who are mentally competent usually don’t ask questions that have already been answered many times previously

Nonetheless, today, I am going to attempt to spell out our services and answer these questions. At the very least, it will give me a very clear and specific article to reference for those who ask these questions time and time again. 

How Is This Real? (Prove This Is Real)

How is this real and how long does it take?

Devil’s Agent is not in the business of defining what is real for each person. There are nearly EIGHT BILLION people on this planet. Defining “real” or “reality” for each individual would be a monumental task that would take many lifetimes. 

When you visit our website, and you view our products and services, you can know that these things are real because you are looking right at them… You can visibly see with your own eyes that we have a website, that we offer products and services, that we have an About page, and various other pages explaining what we offer and the terms and policies of our products and services.

But I know that’s not what you’re really getting at.

You want to know how we can PROVE that when you sell your soul to the Devil or make a Pact with the Devil or purchase a ring empowered with Darkness or possessed by a Demon that you will have XYZ experience. 

The thing is, Devil’s Agent does not promise any specific result or outcome. That simply isn’t the service we offer. We also do not dictate YOUR reality. We have no control over YOUR experience(s) in this life.

When it comes to dealing in Darkness, Devil’s Agent has proven that Satan is real enough for us to offer what we offer. We do not make any attempt to prove what is real for you. We have only proven what is real enough for us, and for our many customers.

Beyond that, the role of Devil’s Agent is to facilitate transactions between the human world and the Abyss. We connect you across realms. We Communicate Pacts to Lord Lucifer, and we assist in the administrative aspects of Certificates of Soul transfer.

When it comes to demonic jewelry, Devil’s Agent sources and traps demons in vessels, but even that isn’t a promise that you will have any particular experience.

We make these claims knowing full well that we are dealing in metaphysical experiences. If you are on our website, then you also know full well that you are dealing in metaphysical experiences.

Metaphysical experiences are *BEYOND* human experiences, which means it is difficult to *PROVE* what *IS* when what you want is proof that meets the test of your human senses within the context of your personal reality…

Ultimately, if you want to know what is real, you have to ask yourself how you can know anything is real…

Is a dream real?

If not, how did you dream it?

Is an idea real?

If not, how did you conceptualize it?

Is Satan real? 

If not, how is it the world has a concept of who and what he is and what his power is capable of?

Anything you can think of is REAL because it exists in your mind. So if you want to know how is this real, ask yourself, “am I on this website?” and “does it exist in my mind?” if yes, then you’ve already proven to yourself that this is real. 

How Long Does It Take?

How is this real and how long does it take?

Assuming you read the first part of this article, and you’ve accepted the reality of Devil’s Agent and of the products and services we offer, then you may find yourself asking this next question.

“How long does it take?”

This question is actually asking, “how long does it take to get the result I want?”

But, if you comprehended the previous section about our services, then you would understand that we do not sell results or specific outcomes. Devil’s Agent facilitates requests and wishes in exchange for the sale of souls or for small deposits of Lifeforce Energy. Beyond that, any results ARE BETWEEN YOU AND LORD LUCIFER ALONE.

Since this is a matter which is determined by Lord Lucifer, any time constraints are determined by Lord Lucifer, not by Devil’s Agent.

Further, each individual’s experience of reality differs. As mentioned above, there are EIGHT BILLION PEOPLE on this planet, and they all exist in their own separate reality. So it would be virtually impossible for Devil’s Agent to predict what your experience will be or how long it will take to get XYZ result (which we do not promise anyway).

In other words, if you are on a deadline, maybe you should consider dealing with your problems by confronting them yourself rather than demanding, OF A GOD, when and how your problems should be solved (which is likely to piss off Satan and make him want to royally screw you over in the worst possible ways for being incompetent).

Just sayin’…

Does This Mean I Won’t Get What I Want?

How is this real and how long does it take?

Nothing I’ve said up to this point would indicate that you won’t get what you want. Everything I’ve stated so far has only made it clear that Devil’s Agent DOES NOT PROMISE that you will get what you want.

When you purchase our products and services, you should expect that your experience(s) will differ from the next person who purchases our products and services.

You should also expect that Lord Lucifer will determine any results or outcomes (specifically for Pacts and the sale of souls).

If you purchase our demonic jewelry, then you should expect that the demon contained within the vessel may make its presence very clearly known to you, or it may not make itself known to you at all.

In other words, results vary.

If many of our customers weren’t getting what they wanted, or if they weren’t at least satisfied on some level with the outcomes they get, then they wouldn’t continue buying from us and we wouldn’t be in business.

The very fact that Devil’s Agent continues is PROOF that our customers tend to come away satisfied in the results and experiences that they have after doing business with us.

Why Should You Become a Customer of Devil’s Agent Then?

What happens when you sell your soul

Maybe you should. Maybe you shouldn’t.

Generally, those who have the best experiences as our customers are those who have already accepted the reality of different realms, the reality of Darkness, the reality of Satan, and the reality of unseen forces, energies, and powers that move within and beyond the known universe.

Further, those who have the best experiences tend to be those who work hard to build a relationship with Lord Lucifer over time.

Devil’s Agent isn’t in the business of bullshitting people.

We try to answer questions thoroughly, and with as much transparency as possible. Ultimately, if you want to know if Satan is real, you’re going to have to take the steps to find out what is real within your personal reality. Beyond that, all we can do is share our experiences, as well as the experiences that our customers have shared with us.

Having said all of that, if you still think you’re in the right place, you can browse our products and services using the link below. 

 

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