If you’ve been around our site a while, then you know we’ve made some recent changes. These changes were made upon the Devil’s command, so I wanted to review some of the Devil’s Fall site transformations so you know what’s changed and why.
The Devil’s Fall Colors Changing with the Season
Probably the single most obvious change is the shift in colors from cooler pinks, purples, and teals to the Devil’s more traditional “Fire ‘n Brimstone” colors of reds, oranges, yellows, and blacks.
The Devil finds these colors much more aesthetically pleasing, so I’ve updated most of the imagery and colors on the site to reflect the Devil’s desires.
Simplified Site Layout & Flow
The Devil reviewed our website and said it was too cluttered. He commanded that I simplify the layout and flow and get rid of redundant pages and text.
For example, our About page used to be a lot longer and duplicated text from the FAQ page which duplicated answers that were already found on other pages.
So I simplified the About page text and got rid of the old FAQ page to create a more streamlined site experience. So far, the Devil is pleased.
The Devil’s Sell Your Soul Process Updates
At my request, the Devil allowed us to run an experiment where we let people sell their soul through our site and access the “Make a Wish” page without first purchasing a Certificate of Soul Transfer.
We ran this experiment for about a week.
Unfortunately, too many people abused the process, flooded our forms with psychotic ramblings, and ultimately, made us regret the decision.
As such, the Devil commanded that I revert back to our former process where we only accept souls from those who are truly invested in the process.
For this reason, we will only allow customers to access our soul transfer / wish form when they have invested in a Soul Packet.
What About Pacts with the Devil?
One of the most exciting changes revolves around our Pacts with the Devil.
As you might have noticed, these are currently missing from the site. That’s because we had a lot of trouble with our digital Pacts in the past.
Mainly, it was a problem with morons initiating chargebacks when they could’ve just asked for a refund. Chargebacks are a problem because they hurt our relationship with our payment processors and carry unnecessary fees.
For that reason, we removed digital Pacts.
The good news is, we will roll out new Pacts with the Devil shortly, but this time they will be physical products that we ship to you in the mail.
The new Pacts will be more powerful than our digital pacts because they will involve a simple ritual process that takes only a minute or two to complete.
This is, perhaps, the change that I am most excited about going forward. You’re gonna love it!
Any Changes to Demonic Vessels?
The Devil says I’m spending too much time traveling the Abyss each night locating demonic entities to trap for our vessels.
So, He has authorized a change to the way we sell vessels. Specifically, we will create listings for categories of demonic power.
When a customer purchases a demon of a specific type of power, then I will locate and trap a demon of that power, and mail the vessel to its new owner.
This will cut down on our total number of listings as well as the time I spend searching for demons at random. It will also limit the number of locations I have to visit to find entities.
I’ll share more details about demonic entities and the locations I’ll be sourcing them from in a future post.
Does the Devil Command Any Other Fall Changes?
One of the last big changes for now has to do with shipping.
Going forward, we will offer International Shipping for all Demon Possessed Vessels, Pacts, and Soul Packets!
In the past, we had many international friends who wanted us to ship certain items, such as Soul Packets, to their country, but we only offered a digital version outside of the United States.
From now on, we will ship all of our items internationally via USPS First Class International or USPS Priority Mail International.
SO yeah, those are the Devil’s Fall site transformations and changes! I’m really excited to have the opportunity to roll these out to you and I look forward to how your life transforms as we enter this final quarter of the year!